This bird is beautiful.
By the way his wings are broken and can't fly.
Haven't done this in a while, so here's a cat.
I sort of, really like my hair cut.
My friend Satan gave me chocolates for Christmas.
Making bombs.(Actually it's a portable phone charger, but lets say it's a bomb)
My costume is pretty swank #quicksilver
(even though I'm not wearing the full costume but whatever)
He does this every time he's in the grass #doggo
Another way of saying "You don't have any friends, and I'm better than you." #savage
Don't worry, I'm a professional.