Daniel-san, the greatest kung-fu fighter, who also quickly became the most feared; defeating all of the toughest men that stood before him. However, this photo was taken right before the fight against someone he never thought he would have to face; himself.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you! ❤️❤️ hope you enjoy these cards I made you. Tag your loved ones
Wine ‘em.. Dine ‘em.. Sixty-Nine ‘em
Someone find the kid who killed me 😂😂
Fuck this game and fuck that cup
I thought of a good caption for this photo, but decided to shave it for later.
United we stand, divided we fall. All for one, sixty nine for all. #Team69
Our love is like a train with no brakes. Unstoppable
If the queen had balls she’d be the king.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
It's not about the size of the world, it's about the size of your dick.
Going beyond the Captain’s orders, Corporal Winthorpe ran head on into dangerous enemy territory to save Private Kevin. When he returned, the Captian asked, “Are you trying to prove your bravery Corporal?!” To which Gary, responded, “It’s not about bravery sir, it’s about love.”