Im no science doctor, BUT if an alligator could stand up tall, I’m pretty sure that just makes it a dinosaur.
she never makes it past anecdotal evidence 📷 by @benjoarwas
Thank you to the cubbies for letting me throw the first pitch today. As a Chicagoan I’m BEAMING! I think I’m gonna quit acting and now play baseball because I almost got the ball past home plate.
Happy birthday to this gentle giant. Truly one of the best people I’ve ever known. Hilarious and kind and handsome, man oh man you are WONDERFUL. Thank you for being my big brother here in la! Happy 97th birthday old man! 😉😜 I LOVE YOU. @realhenrysimmons
Happy day of birth to my kimchop. My squeeze machine, little golden goose. You is kind you is smart you is a beautiful unicorn. I’m currently sitting next to you in the car and your yelling at me to get off my phone, Hah I LOVE YOUUU BABYGURLL. 🦖🎀💕 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. @soniayoungstyle
Here’s to all the dads that FaceTime you and then put you up to their ear the whole time. Hahaha ohhhh man I LOVE YOU DAD. AND YOUR GORGEOUS EARS. YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND MORE. HAPPY FATHERS DAY 🧡