Bruhhhhhhh he's the actual LIFE ASS AVENGER
Meet my homie @michaelblackson
, Bruh I don't know whether to smile at you, or take a jenga block from this fluorescent ass, too loud for Wakanda, I'm fittin to put you on my rollerskates and be LIT all Day Night Suit Jacket On. This Man walked into Burlington Coat Factory and said " Hey, let me get the pow pow power wheels, microwheels special which the highway roadsign assistance suitjacket, w/ a side of KILL YO SELF! Bumble BEE From Transformers told me to tell you "BITCH NEEGA IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY GOTDAMN SUIT BACK IMMA SENDING A MESSAGE TO TRUMP TO DEPORT YO ASS" Traces of this NEEGAS suit was found in every ANSWER ON THE ROAD SIGN PART OF THE DRIVER TEST. It look like yo son came and whipped yo ass with a PACK OF HIGHLIGHTERS!! They brought yo suit in for questioning, it started singing
"Step by Step day by day!" Block suit wearing ass Muthaphucka! Bruh look like he had a ONE NIGHT STAND......With CAUTION TAPE! Peta called and they SEARCHING FOR yo ass for KILLING EVERY YELLOWJACKET IN ZAMUNDA, WAKANDA, And AFRICA, AND MAKING APART OF YOUR COLORFUL ASS WARDROBE... I love you big bro, so let me say this in my Chris Tucker Voice from Friday: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER WEAR SOME SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN!
All day everyday, stop pressing me 😂
I'm a grown was muthafucka in a BALL PIT😂😂😂😂😂