When i was little my dad litterally forced me to watch dogma. He wanted me to understand the message behind it, pretty much that kings and shit rewrote the bible and added all their own lil bits to establish law, and that women got a worse rep than the Romans and Egyptians combined. That night comedy central was going to play clerks on the secret stash. Idk if they still have the secret stash on comedy central, but it was pretty much uncensored movies super late right before infomercials. Little nine year old me was like "hey dad, another movie by these same people is playing tonight at 2am. can you tape that for me?" So when i got home from fucking church the next day I learned every swear word in existance, I didn't even understand what sucking dicks meant but I learned Dante's girlfriend sucked 37 of them, and his cheating ex girlfriend from highschool fucked a dead guy in the bathroom. A few days later my dad watched the tape and freaked out and got rid of it haha. Now I have a super strange affinity to these movies. I even worked in a gas station and FUCKING HATED IT. Thanks @thatkevinsmith
yall fucked me up, snoogans.
RIP Alan Rickman
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