ALERT. This chick is a #theif
Name: "Jazz" or Jasmine
Hight: *about yay tall" 5'7"ish
From: Parts unknown
Traveling to: #SantaMonica
and then god knows where else.. this person has a knack for pissing people off everywhere she goes.
Spouse: A white trash kid named Mike.
Mike is recognizable by his scruffy beard and seemingly genuine personality. He is said to be last seen wearing a blue jacket and is oftentimes barefoot, even in gross urban environments.
Crimes Committed: Jazz and Mike Stole my special and favorite #Nectarcollector
custom made for me by my homie #MindBenderGlass
along with $100 in cash. In total they got me for about $200-$250 when they did that.. and there might be other items I haven't even realized they took yet. They are believed to have also stolen my friends Vape Mod (worth $200) along with several other items that seemingly vanished during the time they were around.
These two are serious Con-Artists. They buttered me up for THREE WHOLE WEEKS before stealing from me. Made me really BELIEVE we had a strong bond and got me to trust in our #friendship
.. then, the day they were scheduled to pay me back my cash, they left town.. and to make matters worse.. the night before they left, Mike was seen showing off my Nectar Collector to some other homies of mine who later found out it had been stolen from me.
They don't use needles or have any blood born diseases, so if you punch them and draw blood, rest assured that even IF they bleed on you, you should be fine.
Although their blood is not toxic, it is said by some that if you're bitten by a Juggalo that without proper treatment you can develop a taste for #InsaneClownPosse
in a matter of minutes. In the event of a Juggalo-Bite it is recommended to flush eyes/ears with spray paint and #OrangeFuego
which works as an antidote. After this listen to #BlackSabbath
at high volume to jolt your immune system back into recognizing what quality #metal
sound like to healthy and normal human ears.