🤔How do I manage not to burn a house down doing electrical🤔...yet burn the 🍟 fries for my kids dinner🤔 #FML
Before I leave the house.. I’d like to say happy valentines to this handsome beast (me) you’re handsome, a man of your word, have great taste in food and love arms day at the gym like no other. Even though sometimes you piss me off, end of the day.. I love you man. Happy Valentine’s Day myself. You sexy beast. rawr. #Vday #dilf #singledadproblems #sexybeast #coldaf
Apparently, I'm too weird, mumble too much, fart too much, not as good looking as I think I am, and I'm almost 40 but look 50. 😕
Reasons according to my daughters why I won't get a girlfriend.
Aren't they something?
#singledad #singledadlife #singledadproblems
Friday’s are so much better when I know at the end of the day I’ll be picking up my little girl 😒 #weekendswithouthersuck
Still trying to figure out this little girl hair thing. Tried two braids for the first time today #singledadproblems