Happy Birthday da, @leomessi
If I were your fan, I'd never post an Instagram story that says 31 years of greatness because all you did when you were 2 was just shitting your pants and crying. That's not greatness. I did that,too.
If I were your fan, I'd wish you were smiling today just like the way you do in this photograph. But don't try to drop Rakitic from Barca. Let it end with Icardi.
If I were your fan, I'd have expected another retirement so that you could give another dashing comeback. I know you never quit. 😎
If I were your fan, I'd have limited my briyani options to chicken. Mutton strictly forbidden.
If I were your fan, I'd never have fantasized Antonella.
If I were your fan, I'd ignore this post but secretly chuckle.
But one doesn't necessarily need to be a fan to respect, appreciate and admire. 💚
Birthday wishes, again. And Good luck with Nigeria. 😊
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