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Swipe comic 👉 👉 Aright... I'll start from the top of my contacts and make my way down. Nope can't call her, or him, or her... Definitely not him, or her... Or her....
| Nuff said 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️
The local pubs and wineries thank you for that! ✅ ✅ ✅ #realtorslife
💯 Happy Friday to those of you not in Real Estate! 🤪
If at first you don't succeed, we can get it sold for you! #realestatejokes #funny
Came across this today😂 Hope everyone is having an amazing Thursday! Reminder.. PUT THE SEAT DOWN! 😂#realestate #homeswithhemeon #massachusettsrealestate #realestatejokes #realtorfun #homedecor #homesforsale
I could go on... pretty sure I made my point considering I am terrified of any snake! 😁
Swipe 👉 👉 👉 Sober: Out of sight, out of mind. I promise I'll never text them. Drunk: OH GOD I MISS THEM SO MUCH
A distressed Client is selling off her brand new 2 Units of 2bedroom flat on Michael Str, Surulere, Lagos. (Just opposite Ogunlana Drive) for just 26M naira! Yes you heard me!!! . That means with only 26M NAIRA, you'll get 2 Units of 2bedroom flats(with all rooms ensuite) in central Surulere. The street is well tarred and secured! Take advantage of this offer now. . . . Strictly on "first come, first serve basis" There shall be no property reservations whatsoever. . #realestate #realestatemillionaire #forrent #realestatejokes #forsale #surulere @officiallindaikeji #sundayvibes #tundeednut #realestateagent #realestateinvestor #relationshipgoals #lagos @regina.daniels #buyrealestate #nigerianwedding #endsars #instagay #instablog #dollar @tundeednut @akinwunmiambode #lekkiphase1 #lekkiphase1
I heard you were searching for a Home Alone! #funny #realestatejokes
Since we all need to laugh a little I wanted to start posting funny jokes, memes, assumtions about real estate, etc on Wednesdays going forward. Hopefully some of these brighten your day. If you have a funny real estate joke let me know. #yqr #reginarealestate #realestate #marketupdate #RLP #RLPRegina #RoyalLePage #house #condo #HouseHunting #property #accuratehomeevaluation #freecma #royallepageregina #pricing #buyersmarket #houses # housingmarket #homesforsale #mortgage #homesale #dreamhome #homeinspection #listings #affordablehousing #realestatejokes #realestatehumor #laughalittle #pun
Фотографируюсь со своей новой недвижимостью...доступное жильё в ипотеку по-украински😂 Абсолютно автономный смарт хаус. Две недостающие стены и отсутствие полов местами только подчеркивают Вашу автономность. Удобный паркинг для Вашей лошади в зарослях неподалёку. ⠀ ⠀ Немножко понятнее о том, что осталось от того места, о котором был рассказ в предыдущем посте... ⠀ Как и говорил - фотографировался от души на кирпичах, раскалённых от солнца ступеньках на фоне здания, что проиграло битву со временем🤔#realestatejokes #unknownukraine #urbantravel
I could work with that...😎 • • • • #realestateagent #realestate #realestatehumor #realestatejokes
Charlie is my spirit animal.
Happy #friyay 🙌 Don't try this at home folks 😅 #fridayfunnies #owenhomegroup #realestatejokes #cheerstotheweekend
Here is REAL ESTATE TWIST to the popular tales that you have heard. Read and enjoy as the weekend nears!! - - - #humor #savemanagement #realestate #tale #artofselling #propertymanagement #properties #realestatejokes
Swipe 👉 👉 Let the power of the real estate board compel you! *throws textbook*
🏡🔍Realtor, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HASHTAGS AND THE ONES WILL HELP YOU GET YOUR POST MOST NOTICEABLE… Most Common #hashtags in the Real Estate Industry ↔Right Now↔ . You can download this guide for free, just clic➡ @themontielorganization and then hit the link there. . . Realtor, TODO LO QUE NECESITAS SABER SOBRE HASHTAGS PARA HACER QUE TU POST LO DESCUBRAN MÁS PERSONAS INTERESADAS EN EL NEGOCIO… Descubre en esta guía cuáles son los hashtags más comunes para posicionar mejor tu publicación en Instagram. . 🔃Descarga GRATIS la Guía aquí↪ @themontielorganization y haz click en nuestro enlace y DISFRUTA! . . . #wednesdaywisdom #leadgeneration #mercadeoenred #publicidaddigital #tecnocasaespana #inmobiliariamadrid #realestatejokes #workit @remaxmasterkey @floridarealtyofmiami @engelvolkersspain
😂😂😂😂 #morningfunny
That moment when it's this hot outside and you have business card photos to get done. #effthepantsman #imrichbitch lol #lebron #realestatejokes
Te prometemos las mejores propiedades. ¡Nos gusta que confíes en nosotros!  #realestatejokes  #takenmeme  #chocronbrokers #chistes
We promise you the best properties.  We like you to believe in us!  #realestatejokes  #takenmeme  #chocronbrokers #memes
If you haven’t already, go check out @oye_dairon ’s new video! For those in the industry especially in South Florida, it’s priceless. #tbt #mortgagelender #Ididhisloan #nonstoplaughs #cubanrealtor #oyedairon #miamirealtor #miamirealestate #realestatejokes #mortgage @carolyn_candctitle @mabel_cid
Won’t @ them though! ☕️ 🐸 Make a smart choice, make the right choice! 💯 Christian A. Spuches (CT Real Estate Licensed Agent/Investor) #realestate #realestateagent #realestatejokes #realestateinvestor #realestateexpert #realestategoals #realestatehumor #realestatemarketing #realestatelife #dog #dogsofinstagram #doghumor #dogjokes #dadjokes
Any Liam Neeson fans out there?? We will handle the sale or purchase of your home just like Liam himself. #movies #moviejokes #taken #europe #funny #realestate #realestatejokes #kelownarealestate #kelowna #actionmovie #classic #houseforsale #buyers #buykelowna #selling #determination #determined #moviequotes
Swipe comic 👉👉👉 I've mastered the ability, of standing so incredibly still. That I've become invisible to the eye. Watch.
... I feel VERY confident we can make that happen. But just in case that doesn’t happen RIGHT AT the two week mark, let’s set the listing agreement to expire in 12 months... #unrealistic #imin #veryconfident #realtors #realestate #realestatememe #newlisting #forsale #househunting #realtorlife #realestatejokes #realestateagent
Happy Friday LOL! Is this true?? 🏠🗡 #realtorlife
I can finally share my dad jokes with the world! Look out Royal Palm Beach! You're welcome in advance 😉 #royalpalm #dadjokes #realestatejokes #rainyday #palmlife #Realtorlife #newhome #househunting #realestate
Happy Monday People ! Enjoy Your Day! Remember the #bosslifestyle Is Not An Easy One. The Seriousness of The Statement Though. 😂 #realestatejokes #homerenovation #realestateinvestors #realestate #realestateagent #realestatelife #realestatebroker
Funny #realestate joke, "Where there is will, there are 500 relatives."! #realestatejokes
Friday Fun Day! The Taylor Team would love to "catch up" with you about all of you real estate needs...🤣😜😂😝 #taylorteamSold #centralohiorealestate #realestatejokes #weloverealestate #fridayfunday #homesweetsold
Swipe comic 👉👉👉 We're shamelessly good at taking selfies anywhere, anytime, with anyone and then relating it back to real estate.
Which one do you hear? I can only hear Laurel. I’m told it changes if you listen to it from a new house. Let me know if you want to try. 😎(link in my bio) #laurel #yanny #realestatejokes #funny #funday #averagejoe #realestate #naperville #house #home #napervillerealtor #love #bairdwarner #genevail #aurorail #elmhurst #montgomeryil #oswego #realestateagent #love #picoftheday #bestoftheday #sunday
Swipe comic 👉👉👉 I'd rather continue eating my chips than see you in person.
This is an all too real feeling for many people, even those with six figure salaries and excellent credit. If the market is leaving you frustrated and you need advice, give me a call at 647-328-1218 and we can chat. #realestate #torontorealestate #realestatejokes #relatable #toronto #etobicoke #agent #broker #royallepage #condos #homes #homesforsale #homebuyers
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