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nominations and I already know the winners, ready #allisonjanney #francesmcdormand #garyoldman
Come on you know I'm right! #mouthbreathers #benaffleck
& girlfriend doing what they do best, stealing all our air. The #furhag #kardashians
getting paid, I don't even want to know what, for this #calvinklein
ad. Do you think if you put all their brains together, you'd end up with one normal ish brain? Nahhh! #elonmusk
laugh I love them together. #paulrudd
is #Harvard #hastypudding
winner this year, and seriously, who doesn't love Paul Rudd? I think we are all on the same page with Paul, hmm maybe Paul for #potus
hugging it out with #minniemouse
and debating over whose voice is more annoying?! And finally, my eyes, my eyes burning into my face after seeing #davidhasselhoff
out to lunch with his chest hairs? Why did this happen? Why is he doing this to us? Do you think he's mad at us? Just why?! Please stop. Sorry you can't unread this, or unsee David Hasselhoff. #uselessbutamazing
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