😳 it’s so true. I know people who’ve been together for 17 years who have not busted in front of each other. How is that even possible? Can you imagine the stomach aches they’ve had over 17 years. Holding it in is NOT good for you.
#letitgo #privatefarter #firstkiss #firstfart #myrealfakelife
That sound tho... 😨Ain't this Gorgeous?
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That's when you know it's real folks!! #firstfart
Flashback pic of my son
surprised himself when he farted in bed #poop #firstfart
It's been a while since my last "Mortifying Monday"
but Valentines day has got me thinking about my special
Valentine. Spoiler Alert! This story is about the first time I farted in front of my sweetheart. It is worth a read. It may make your day. Who was the first to fart in your relationship? Tell me I am not alone in being the first to break the ice by breaking wind!!!!
If it begins to sound like the 4th of July get her some tums #firstfart #tums