#crapjoke

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#portaloo couldn't escape if I wanted too lol #abba #crapjoke #toilet #festival
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โ€œDo you know your pianos on my tape gun?!โ€ - โ€œNo but if you hum it, Iโ€™ll play itโ€ ๐Ÿ˜€ Last packing job of the night, I can almost hear my bed calling me. #crapjoke #piano #pgtips
London buses. You wait for ages then...
Blast out on the bike this morning, 3 x 10k lap efforts. The cows were not amoosed! ๐Ÿฎ #newforest #duathlete #cervelor2 #gingerbullet #crapjoke
Iโ€™m not in Kansas anymore........ #worktrip #ifyouknowyouknow #avatar #crapjoke
Earlier today I told @williamwhite555 that I kept getting a burning sensation in my bottom and didnโ€™t know what it was. He replied โ€œring stingโ€™โ€™ & I said โ€œwhat makes you think heโ€™ll know?โ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ So tonight I met up with @theofficialsting @bordgaisenergytheatre to see his new show #thelastshipmusical & ass him face to face! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you to @james_patrice for the ๐Ÿ“ท #crapjoke #stingselfie #bget #stingmusical
I like my land like I like my salmon. Smoked. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ #lame #shutup #crapjoke #idiot #nou
Jack Wil-sheep or Dennis Baaa-gkamp. #crapjoke #afc
Cracking view. Like it a Lot . . . #france #Cahors #wine #Lot #crapjoke
My brother just set this scene up so he could use the line โ€˜The dogโ€™s still got it!โ€™ Champโ€™s face says โ€˜hey quit CLOWNING aroundโ€™ #crapjoke #stillgotit #stephenkingsit #stephenking #greyhound #retiredracer
Oh my, what big muscles @jamieoliver has. Yes, that really was the best I could do #crapjoke #notahendo ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿš . . . . @jamieoliver @jamiesfifteen #fifteencornwall @fifteencornwall #fifteen #jamiesfifteen #watergatebay #cornwall #muscles #seafood #restaurant #tastingmenu
For those that say progress only caters to smart fans, they have a whole bar that disproves that #progress #sss16 #crapjoke
In case anyone was wondering, only 340 ml of toilet water will be allowed, but only if it's free of duty #crapjoke
Did you know that diarrhoea is hereditary? . . . It runs in your genes ๐Ÿ‘– #crapjoke #crapart #pooploopicasso
What's brown and sounds like a bell? . . . Dung #crapjoke #crapart #pooploopicasso
Vintage Arnie posters framed to hang in my customers gym. He like them so much he said โ€˜Iโ€™ll be backโ€™....sorry! ๐Ÿ˜ณ #framecraftuk #arnoldschwarzenegger #crapjoke
Wells... you is like, erm... "wells" pretty. Innit. #crapjoke #lovethisplace #beautiful #springbutreallysummer #smallestcityintheuk
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