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So story time... so if you were following me b4.. you know my love life is not perfect.. but sometimes it's manageable.. So about 7 months ago.. my cousin sets me up with this girl.. #BlindDate Type.. I kinda trusted his judgement.. so I picked her up..she didn't have a car but she was a cutie.. semi surprised..and actually it was GREAT!!... Lovely date, I paid.. no issues.. 1st time meeting so we hugged.. peck on the cheek and we go our separate ways.. the back of my mind is like *🙌🏿🕺🏾🕺🏾* might have a keeper*.. so two days go by.. we talked a couple of times in there.. but she calls me in a frantic voice like 8pm saying "Omg... I think he's gonna die".. like WTF do you mean? WHO???.. she said "My Pet".. 😥😥 ok.. but Y did you call me.. she said "Can you take us to the vet?".. unwilling but wanting to see her again, I said yes.. I pull up and she's waiting out front of her house.. with a cage in her hand..(pause) not a fkn.. dog/cat cage tho.. a bird cage with a drape over it (unpause) she gets in and says "We have to go now!".. I pull off and ask what happened to it" she shrugs (almost in tears) and we go on.. about half way to the Vet she pulls off the drapes on the cage.. and says "Are you ok Satan?" 😂😭😮 I'm like "wtf why would you call--" *as I look over*.. This bih gotta whole 2ft tall BAT in her lap.. BITCH!! I almost crashed.. I swerved hard af.. and the cage came off her lap.. and opened up.. THIS MF CAME OUT STARTED FLYING IN THE FKIN CAR... nigga I was done.. wasn't he just dying?? she started screaming! I'm tryin to recoup from going into head on traffic.... I was like "GRAB IT" she said "I'm scared to"🤔😒 bitch this is your mf animal how tf are you scared.. didn't y'all bond???? then he slapped me in the face with his wing.. now I can't see shit.. Eyes Tight!!!.. I slam to a stop!! (he's in the back seat now) "Get Him".. she said "He'll bite me again".. i said "I KNOWWW TF YOU DIDN'T BRING....." cutting me off she said "I'm sorry he usually doesn't fly".. I was done.. I put both of them out right tf there.. I went home.. Idk what happened to her.. but I know.. ill never trust my cousin again..😐
Blind date with a book. Swipe to see what I got #blinddate #withabook #publiclibrary #elkocountylibrary #reader #booksbooksbooks
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Blind date tonight. When I get back I will be working on my shoulders. #bodybeast #buildshoulders #sagi #blinddate #wishmeluck
Thank you so much @studioarhoj for our #ghosts that arrived yesterday 💕💕 We love them, especially the #blinddate choice #designfromdenmark We will visit you next time we are in #copenhagen
Check it out: de nieuwste aflevering van Vrouwen over Mannen op @linda.tv over te laat komen in het algemeen en tijdens dates ;)
Check Out My Blind Date Experience With @africax5 #blinddate #youtube #london #unitedkingdom #weworking #actress #model
#BlindDatewithaBook has ended for 2018. Thank you for all who took a chance on literary love! Meanwhile, it's time to #MeetYourBlindDate ... Blind Date with Fantasy... THE GOBLIN EMPEROR by Katherine Addison, beloved by science fiction and fantasy buyer Jax Blind Date with YA... LANDSCAPE WITH INVISIBLE HAND by M.T. Anderson, recommended by our Children's and Young Adult Departments team Blind Date with Sci Fi... AN EXCESS MALE by Maggie Shen King, advocated for by feminist speculative fiction readers a.c. and Jax Blind Date with SFF... THE ATROCITY ARCHIVES by Charles Stross, suggested for you by classic sci-fi reader Dave #blinddate #literarylove #bookrecommendations #fantasy #thegoblinemperor #katherineaddison #ya #youngadult #landscapewithinvisiblehand #mtanderson #sciencefiction #scifi #anexcessmale #maggieshenking #sff #theatrocityarchives #charlesstross #laundryfiles #stafffav #blinddate2018 #bd18
#BlindDatewithaBook has ended for 2018. Thank you for all who took a chance on literary love! Meanwhile, it's time to #MeetYourBlindDate ... Blind Date with Poetry... SCATTERED AT SEA by Any Gertsler, hand-sold to you by our Poetry Head a.c. Blind Date with Mystery... BOOKED TO DIE by John Dunning, brought to your attention by book lover Dave Blind Date with a Play... JUNK by Ayad Ahktar, recommended by Performance Head Gabe Blind Date with Nature Writing... TO THE RIVER by Olivia Laing, paired so well by Clara that we sold out two weeks before this year's Blind Date ended! #blinddate #literarylove #bookrecommendations #poetry #scatteredatsea #amygerstler #mystery #bookedtodie #johndunning #play #theatre #junk #ayadakhtar #naturewriting #totheriver #olivialaing #stafffav #blinddate2018 #bd18
#BlindDatewithaBook has ended for 2018. Thank you for all who took a chance on literary love! Meanwhile, it's time to #MeetYourBlindDate ... Blind Date with Food Writing... GUMBO TALES by Sara Roahen, beloved by Cookbook Buyer (and former New Orleansean) S.B. Blind Date with Historical Fiction... FORTY AUTUMNS by Nina Willner, championed by Events Assistant and Used Book Buyer Kelly Blind Date with Science... VENOMOUS by Christie Wilcox, recommended by Science and Used Book Head Rachel Blind Date with Memoir... THE CLANCYS OF QUEENS by Tara Clancy, introduced to us by varacious reader and recommended Karena #blinddate #literarylove #bookrecommendations #foodwriting #foodmemoir #gumbotales #sararaohen #neworleans #historicalmemoir #history #fortyautumns #ninawillner #coldwar #ironcurtain #science #sciencewriting #venomous #christiewilcox #memoir #theclancysofqueens #newyork #taraclancy #stafffav #blinddate2018 #bd18
Tonight is a date night with assistance of American style brown ale “Aklais Randiņš” (Blind Date) by @alusdaritavaviedi
TRITNESS-BLINDDATE. Mit Willensstärke plus Geduld kommst du Schritt für Schritt schneller ans Ziel 🙈 #undjetztkommstdu #balance #spirit #gesund #spaß #sport #simpel #willensstärke #fakten #fitness #fit #livefit #blinddate #gehtdoch #jetzt @citysoccer.de #2018
4 kids, 8+ moves, ??? jobs, and 20+ years of wedded bliss. Blind dates work. ❤️ Happy 1st date anniversary, Ted. You’re worth it. You’re forever worth it. 💕 #firstdateanniversary #blinddate #thankyoucathyandlisa
Zootown Youth is tonight! 7p in the loft. #skiphomeworkgotochurch #youth #youthgroup #preach #blinddate #worship
A favorite read of mine last year. It's a small paperback so it is a little cheaper. You get both a candle and the book! 😱 This is not YA, it does have some adult themes. . . . . . . . #book #bookworm #booklover #bibliophile #reading #booknerd #instabook #bookaholic #bookporn #read #igreads #bookish #bookaddict #booklove #instabooks #booknerdigans #bookphotography #bookstagram #currentlyreading #yalit #bookshelf #reader #booklovers #ilovebooks #goodreads #literature #blinddatewithacandle #blinddate #bookstagrammer
Just rushed-in through the side door of the cafe for my 11:15am coffee appt only to discover that my date (awaiting me at the front door) had a tail?!? Much to my chagrin, I turned and tip-toed right back out the side door. #Tail #OdetteAdelaida #O #CoffeeDate #Coffee #NYC @livforacoustic #KidPhotography #Fashion #KidsFashion #BabyGap #BlindDate #StoodUp #Photographer #NYPhotographer #backlight #NaturalDaylight #WaitingForWednesday #Waiting #JuanPatinoPhotography
I ❤ me a good drink and boy did I find them at @oakandivydtlv I got two blind dates (bartender choice) and they were both amazingly good. @gregoryrre your drinks were 🔥🔥 can't wait till our next Vegas trip to have a few more. 🍸🍹🍷 #NiceFind #YummyDrinks #Drinks #Cocktails #Bar #OakAndIvy #LasVegas #LV #DTLV #WeekendGetAway #CraftCocktails #CustomDrinks #BlindDate #LivingOurBestVeganLife #Fun #Cheers #FunTimes #VeganGal
WHO MAN’S is THIS? Double Tap Fast ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@BlindDateFilm was a great, inclusive event! Director/producer, @navigatingnikki gave the attendees a first-hand account of her experiences and inspiration for the film.
Kindly visit our booth marians 😍😍😍 #blinddate #feb22 &23 #foundationday2018
My dna. Came across these portraits that my Mom and Dad took of each other. They met on a blind date ❤ #love the planned poses by the art on the wall behind them. I'm sure my dad bought that off some starving artist (a habit of his) #hip #sixties #mom #dad #cool #married50years #inlove #together #blinddate #milwaukee #deckedout
How many kids do you have? This is a pretty straight-forward question for most people, but not for Rick! Why would he lie about how many kids he has? #BlindDate #liar #lying #LieDitector #kids #children #love #letsbehonest #lifehunters
Пора себя вытолкнуть из зоны комфорта. Из чудесной весны еду в зиму, в Цюрих. Новый кавалер с сайта знакомств пригласил в гости. Всё, как я люблю- без долгой переписки, в третьем сообщении уже прислал билеты. Если честно, то очень лениво, но вдруг это Судьба? It’s time to go out of the “comfort zone”. Going to see my new friend in Zurich. I like so much to be here on Cyprus now, but maybe it is my destiny waiting for me in cold Switzerland? #Veselavoyage #travel #travelblog #travelphotography #путешествия #blog #кудапоехать #чемзаняться #весна #2018 #отдых #свидание #blinddate #
Blind date with a book!? Surprise your loved one with a secret book! Secret gifts at Kinokuniya only until Feb, 28th. Segera cek dan beli bukunya, tunggu apalagi, Mallers! 📚💙 20% off for all wrapped mysterious books! #mallness #kinokuniya #blinddate #promo #downloadnow @kinokuniya_id
Mardi Gras Bud Liteweight Barbie Ready for festivities #mardigras2018 #portstpeter #needdate #blinddate #whatnoflash ? #morebeadsplease #nobendbud
Feeling thankful for that blind date I agreed to 6 years ago today. ♥️ #blinddate #myguy
I want to thank @cobrinhacharles for the warm welcome at his Academy tonight! The training was awesome and so was the facility and the people. I look forward to seeing you in Hawai’i this summer OSS 🙌🏽 #goat #roadtopans2018 #alwaysready #bjj #jiujitsu #alliancebjj
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