Top 10 Reasons To Not Read This Wine Blog
1. It is in English.
2. You may have literacy issues.
3. The wine “reviews” are under investigation.
4. The author refers to herself as “Steven & I”.
5. The closest thing you’ll find to a real live tasting note is us licking the envelopes enclosing fan letters to Huey Lewis & the News.
7. We’re the only critics out there that celebrate the 71-point wine as having achieved a solid C+ grade. We were pretty happy with that all the way through our undergrads.
8. You’re hungover.
9. We’re hungover.
10. You could be reading this: http://sdarchive.com/heyluke.html
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