Look at that absolute stunning figure in the mirror, the Google Pixel really is a beautiful piece of design.
They're remodeling the bathrooms at my job, so they've erected portable trailer bathrooms out front. They stink to high hell and I literally have to shove tissue up my nose just to take a piss. #Stank #BathroomSelfie
When bus driver has to wait because you forgot your laptop at home. 😂😂