Not responding but still opening because I can’t have 5246 unread emails YA FEEL ME ✉️🙅♀️
Swipe away the weeds 🌿
Long, long overdue post! Apologies for the absence, blame it on a deadly mix of Subnautica, Safe, Evil Genius and Wild Wild Country 🎮📺💀
Swipe to see the original 😊 I don't know if anyone remembers when I posted this originally (it was on January 20th). I always liked this one because it was a truly embarrassing experience, and I thought remaking it in my current style would be fun. Crazy to see how different my style is now!
The original post honestly seems like I made it a lifetime ago. The caption I made back then was was about my review at work and waiting to hear back from a job. Even though my daily routine is the exact same, so much has changed. I'd love to go back to job hunting to move, my biggest concern being my work review. -
But I guess that's growing up and living. Things change.
INTROVERTS UNITE 🙌 People are too much.
Well, I couldn't *possibly* workout while you're sleeping. That would be rude. Wouldn't want to wake you up. Guess I'll have to just keep sleeping. Suuuuch a bummer. -
I get up really early three days a week when N has early work - around 4:30. Then I get my workout on. Two weeks ago over spaghetti and wine, we devised a brilliant and motivated plan to get up at the same time each day and get extra workouts in! We were so frickin hyped. -
I've set an alarm for 5:15 on later days for two weeks now- we've slept through each and every one 😂 sometimes it just be like that. We stay sleepy.
How do you take a compliment and not be awkward? Is it possible? 🤷♀️ inspired by the 1k Q&A message from @marshmallows2849
Homie, I'm really just trying to open this box right now
This happened over the weekend and our friend J was over, and they both just stared at me with the biggest grins forEVER. I want to be annoyed but its so frickin ridiculous that I always end up laughing. -
I'm going to start compiling a list of all the Dad jokes N makes, that way we can all share the 50% groan / 50% laugh they bring.
Because I missed #worldbeeday
...look after these little guys, they’re important 🐝❤️
5.21.2018 😊💛😊 That's definitely not the weirdest analogy I've made about him. -
It's been a long weekend. We celebrated my boyfriend's (@forevergrowingboy
) birthday with friends, and of course that was a really nice time. I learned that Deadpool 2 was great and that our friends are terrible at bowling. -
Sunday I finally was able to go to my Dad's house this weekend and go through his things. I got a lot of cool stuff - his guitars, pictures, some cozy jackets and hats I'll wear. He had like 75 baseball caps, no joke. Everything still smells like him. I found a crappy little painting I had made him back in high school. A Beatles Love tribute. It was terrible, lol. -
Its been difficult. And my itch to move away has resurfaced tenfold. But also, I'm so lucky my boyfriend has been by my side through all of this. He's so supportive and wonderful, even when I'm no fun at all.
One day my Prince will come...sorry everyone Prince Harry is now married 👑
I was supposed to be doing something else whilst I made this flow chart. 🤷♀️
i posted this after the parkland shooting and i’m posting it again after this morning’s sante fe shooting and i’ll keep posting it until i stop hearing the words “there was another school shooting today.” politicians pretend to care and offer their prayers yet make no change and continue to pocket money from the NRA. enough is enough. this is preventable and death cannot be this normalized. 🖕🏻
Turns out, I do like bread. Also-shameless plug for my boyfriend's new comic account @forevergrowingboy
. check it out 😊
It's Friday! And that is wonderful news. Only having to work 2 days at the end after vacation is definitely the way to handle a half week trip. -
I'm finally going to pick up stuff from my father's house this weekend. On the drive home from Alabama I was thinking about how I haven't had the courage to look through our old text messages yet. Then I started panicking thinking about them and how shitty I'm going to feel when I do. Even writing this right now I can feel my chest tightening. -
I don't want to have to deal with this. I'm terrified of the day when my 10 second grief panics develop in a full blown grieving session. I'd rather avoid it entirely. I'd rather just pretend it didn't happen for as long as I can. -
On a lighter note, the news said "White House Weighs In On Yanny v. Laurel" and that...is dumb. [Sorry for this ultra depressing caption]
i recently wrote a 7-page paper about how sexual assault survivors can find empowerment through music. here are some pictures it inspired💛
My bank balance goes down when I buy stuff? RUDE. 😒
As Kelly Kapoor said, "I talk so much, I've learned to tune myself out." -
N and I made our 12 hour drive back home yesterday. Sometimes he just sings everything he hears and has no idea what we're talking about. Most commonly he's singing it to the Scooby Doo theme song. -
He spent a lot of time scribbling comics for his future comic Instagram - and forewarning they are hilarious and so well drawn. I'm proud and jealous, lol. Get hyped for those, guys. -
As for me, I'm just really worn out from driving and partying and life in general. Now that I'm back at work I've got to reset.