my parents came over and weren't feeling the peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... so i made them this instead #theirloss #plantains
Love-a-muffin 💜 Someone else bought him as a puppy, likely he was the cutest puppy ever...then they failed to train him, failed to protect him, failed to love him for the duration like they promised...they failed him. Then, we got him and he got us. Great Pyrenees are overbred, overused, often abandoned, and worse. He’s not perfect and he’s not always easy but he’s ours and we won. We win every time he wags his tail, happy to see us, every time he rolls over like this for a belly rub. Lucky us 🍀
&& that's ok...I'm not missing out on anything🤗 people wanna be selfish an put their needs first...that's a coward move...but hey its life...things happen...😊
If you drink or do drugs: That's your choice, and it's your life. I only dislike it if they're greatly affected by it and it affects loved ones. But the moment you start judging me and others that are like minded, and just because we don't do drink or partake : You need to take a step back and look at yourself and think before you speak.
So I say this as a reminder and to those who are still on some High School notion : Grow Up.
First stop in Rome: Ci Lin, the finest food in all of Italy, maybe even the world!! #provemewrong
Cauliflower leftovers for lunch. Cuz my kids won’t eat it at dinner. #theirloss #keto
Confused why none of these cars are stopping to pet me.
I consider it a personal success that I know every word to Shoop by Salt 'N Pepa. Thinking about popping that bad boy on my CV tbh.
One time I actually sent out a CV that said "I created Christmas". Talk about a big claim!!🙈
It was supposed to say "I created a Christmas shop page for the website" but I clearly got distracted mid sentence - strange that I never heard back from them given my claim to inventing the best marketing gig of all time!! #theirloss
You’re welcome, Dr. Jones.