◀Your body like a work of art baby,
Don't fuck with me, I'll break your heart baby▶
Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age🔝✔
That awkward moment when your crush asks
"Who's your crush?"
When women go wrong, men
go right after them✔
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Friendship goals :"Checking out booty with this cutie"😂
Kaun kehta hai yaari barbaad karti hai, koi nibhane wala ho toh duniya yaad karti hai🔝
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you🔥
If not James Potter, I'll be the Severus Snape for you!
If you put me second I'll make you nonexistent💯
(Ignore the bag behind)
Bitches will be bitches and bitches love riches💯